Today's texts
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Re: Today's texts
by bonkeye Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:22 pm
Think I’ll dress up as a Maths Teacher for Halloween this year…. Should scare the shit out off all the kids!
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Re: Today's texts
by Hopes Dad Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:35 pm
JD Sports are selling Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits. They have an adult size top but you have to squeeze into children's bottoms...
The BBC news channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970's.
The caption read "Now, then. Now, then. Now then"
The BBC news channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970's.
The caption read "Now, then. Now, then. Now then"
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Re: Today's texts
by Hopes Dad Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:23 pm
So, just to be clear...you CAN get pet insurance, but you CAN’T put your pet down as a named driver? Well I’m confused.
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Re: Today's texts
by bonkeye Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:19 pm
During an interview with FHM magazine in the 90s Jimmy Saville was asked what grooming products he used. He replied: Haribo and Smarties.
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Re: Today's texts
by mufynman Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:13 am
In Afghanistan , 97% of men admitted to having sex outdoors .
The other 3% didn't actually own a goat .
The other 3% didn't actually own a goat .
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Re: Today's texts
by Hopes Dad Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:42 pm
I'm sick of people running down Jimmy Saville, I won't have a bad word said against him.
When i was 8, Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded!
When i was 8, Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded!
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Re: Today's texts
by Hopes Dad Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:38 pm
Just passed a banner saying " Happy 30th Birthday Grandma" You got to love living in Blaina!
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Re: Today's texts
by captain caveman Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:56 pm
Is that a joke or did you really see it 
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Re: Today's texts
by sheepshagger Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:45 am
Two more victims have come forward in the BBC abuse scandal.They claim they were regularly fisted and fingered by elderly men on a weekly basis and then locked away until the next week.Both sooty and sweep claim they were so traumatised it left them speechless.
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Re: Today's texts
by Hopes Dad Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:24 pm
Severe weather warning!
US Met office has issued a stark warning that hurricane Sandy has been upgraded to a An afternoon ride out with cavey!
US Met office has issued a stark warning that hurricane Sandy has been upgraded to a An afternoon ride out with cavey!
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