Today's texts
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geraint
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Re: Today's texts
After giving her a good shagging last night, I noticed that the condom I was using had split!
At first I panicked, then I laughed, thinking how funny the puppies will look!
Hopes Dad- Posts : 649
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 56
Location : Riscashire
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i asked the mrs what she wanted for her birthday?
"a spa would be nice" she replied
ok i said
i jabbed her three times before flooring her wiithh a left hook
"a spa would be nice" she replied
ok i said
i jabbed her three times before flooring her wiithh a left hook
geraint- Posts : 1348
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my nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had
so for a laugh i decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face
my sister went fecking mental when she looked in his cot
so for a laugh i decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face
my sister went fecking mental when she looked in his cot
geraint- Posts : 1348
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I was watching a video the other night, with creepy organ music. I was so engrossed, I suddenly shouted out, "Don't go in the church you daft c*nt."
The wife came into the room & asked, "What are you watching?"
I replied, "Our wedding video"
Hopes Dad- Posts : 649
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Dear Jimmy Fix it
Please could you fit it for a girl in my class who i really fancy to come on holiday with me to france,
yours sincerely
Jeremy Forrest, Age:30
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Schools are such fucking hypocrites........ you cant take your kids on holiday during term time but the teachers can.....
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A Vicar books into a travel lodge and says to the receptionist "i hope your porn channels disabled"
no its ordinary porn you sick fuck !
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good new for megan stammers - she just passed her maths oral
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after reading 50 shades of grey a welsh guy persuades his girl friend to try anal sex for the first time, he says "if it hurts too much yell the saftey word twice & i'll stop
she say's "ok whats the saftey word"
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
Please could you fit it for a girl in my class who i really fancy to come on holiday with me to france,
yours sincerely
Jeremy Forrest, Age:30
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Schools are such fucking hypocrites........ you cant take your kids on holiday during term time but the teachers can.....
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A Vicar books into a travel lodge and says to the receptionist "i hope your porn channels disabled"
no its ordinary porn you sick fuck !
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good new for megan stammers - she just passed her maths oral
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after reading 50 shades of grey a welsh guy persuades his girl friend to try anal sex for the first time, he says "if it hurts too much yell the saftey word twice & i'll stop
she say's "ok whats the saftey word"
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
bonkeye- Posts : 653
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Location : Pyle, Bridgend
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Teaching is such a fickle profession ,on minute yr taking the register ,next thing is your on it .
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
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Age : 63
Location : Newport
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just had something like that on a text, beat me to it lol
bonkeye- Posts : 653
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I hear he's looking forward to a 15 year stretch.
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
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Age : 63
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He was only showing her many times 30 will go it 15.
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
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What’s the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jeremy Forrest?..
Jeremy Forrest only has one fucked pupil.
Jeremy Forrest only has one fucked pupil.
bonkeye- Posts : 653
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