Today's text joke

If your an LC nut Steve I'll give you a shout when home. Got some right retro genuine NOS stuff. Lomas pipes. Swarbriks. Raask rearsets. Micron fork braces. 375 barrells. Loads of new spares too. Switch gears. Rads. Rad covers. Levers. Mirrors. Indicators. Stems. Clocks. Clock covers. Grips. Seats. LC seat covers. Standard pipes. Wheels. Swinging arms. Footlegs. Forks. All 4LO. Ypvs engine (31k) The list is endless.

I was shagging a really huge fat bird once. I whispered in her ear. " lets turn the light off shall we", she replied " your not shy are you ", I said. No but the light bulb burning my fooking arse !!

The Mrs came home, to find me using her hairdryer after getting out of the bath on my John Thomas
"Apparently warming your dinner " ???was"nt the right answer

I missed this thread while i was away ....

firstly I love RD's too - I had a DT125 with an RD's YPVS - was shit off a shovel...

next....

The missus said to me the other morning...
"shut the curtains spence the bloke over the road will see me naked"
I said "Sweetheart if the bloke over the road see's you naked he'll close his own curtains"

I'm feeling your pain taffyboy - my brother did afghan and iraq - he told me a few stories...
some he told about the yanks were just as funny though...

i think this video sums up your sand mask story...

The Guy in the middle seems to be enjoying that more than the rest like his moves bet he's a demon on the dance floor

That's 3 minuets im not going to get back!

steve wrote:That's 3 minuets im not going to get back!

you only needed to watch for 10 seconds to get the drift ....