3 Dogs in a vets

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said,



" So why are you here ? "



The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.


But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."



The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"



"Gonna cut my nuts off "came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."



The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here? "



The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the


hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a


great big hole in my owners' couch."



"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.



"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.



The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"



"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table,


fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got


out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.


I hopped on her back and started hammering away."



The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"



The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she
rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature". Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off"?







Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.








A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He takes one sip and senses that everyone is staring at him. In order to brake the ice he says, "Would you like to hear a good blonde joke?"

The bar tender says, "I think you should know before you tell this joke that I am a blonde, there are 7 bikers in the corner that are blond and, there is a 6'5" 290lbs. weight lifter working the other end of the bar who is also blonde. You still want to tell the joke?"



The blind man says, "Your right, who wants to explain a joke 9 times

KTMJON always clips his dogs nails,

bums walter