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So I said to the missus.....

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Post by crm250dude Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:35 pm

What would you do if i won the lottery babe?

she said I'd divorce you and take half....

So I showed her my £10 winning scratchcard, gave her a fiver and told her to feck off !!

boom tish

....give us your best missus jokes
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Post by kirky Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:00 pm

Was you on the Cambrian last Sunday ?
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Post by crm250dude Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:12 pm

no - we were down usk/wye valley areas
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Post by kirky Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:20 pm

Guy passed meon a Crm , though it might be you
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Post by crm250dude Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:26 pm

the week before last we were out local and I was on the CRM ....

but i dont pass people lol!

i got front and rear purple mudguards
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Post by kirky Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:31 pm

Nice choice of colours , makes a change of orange !
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Post by Taffy300 Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:49 am

but i dont pass people lol!

i got front and rear purple mudguards

So if they were a different colour does that mean you would pass people ??
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Post by mufynman Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:07 am

I was in bed with the missus last night and said 'fancy a 68 luv ?' , 'whats that?' she said , ' well , you do me , and i'll owe you one ' .
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Post by crm250dude Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:24 am

- I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a loving smile and said, .....
"Get that trolley over here sweetheart. They're doing Stella crates, 3 for the price of 2!"
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