constipation

my boyfriend popped round the other night all excited saying he had discovered a cure for constipation
he quickly turned me round pulled up my skirt and took my knickers down
he covered his old boy in vaseline and slammed it in my chocolate star fish and proceeded to pump the guts out of me
till he shot his load deep inside my bowels...............................................................................


he phoned me a couple of days later to tell me it had'nt worked and he was still constipated

that reminds me...

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

wait for it................................................................................
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He worked it out with a pencil!!!...
Boom Boom.

Happy christmas all!