saving money

a woman slips naked in her bathroom does the splits and ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny
her husband tries everything to try to free her but can't budge her
so calls his mate round who say's ....i'll go get a hammer and we can break the tiles and and lift her
the husband says ok in the meantime i'll lick her ear and play with her tits while you're gone
why say's his mate ???the husband replies................
"if i can get her wet maybe i can slide her into the kitchen where the fecking tiles are cheaper"