Mufynman's christmas party

Around this time of year Lord Muff invites a few commoners over to the manor for a glass of champagne and canpes 
(he see's it as his way of giving back to the poor) - I made the list this year, so had a bath and borrowed the family suit and went over in my Robin Reliant.

Lord Muff was standing by the fireplace and called me over ....
"dude" he said "what did you get Mrs Dude for christmas this year? - I got Mrs Muff 2 Porsches - one in red and one in black"
....If she doesent like the red one she can have the black one and vice versa "

I said "Well Mr Muff, its been a hard year in the Dude house but I did get her a choice .... 
I got Mrs Dude a pair of slippers and a vibrator...

Lord Muff repeated inquisitively "a pair of slippers and a vibrator???"

I said "Yes Muff - if she dont like the slippers she can fuck herself"

Muffy got her one of each so he could play with the other if she didn't like it

Looks like your left with a sore bum again dude

dusting off the Christmas joke book .... i'm here all week 

stay tuned - got a cracker for tomorrow

Dude.... that's shit !!, please don't threaten us with other wank jokes.

Taffyboy07 wrote:Dude.... that's shit !!, please don't threaten us with other wank jokes.

you love it really - hold tight for tomorrows Taff - youre the star of the show 

This is why I love this site.

What Spencer forgot to mention was that he arrived with a present for me , nicely wrapped , but said I should open it later when I was alone . Imagine my shock when I opened it today to find he'd had a calendar professionally photographed , featuring a picture of himself for every month , having intercourse with various household items . He'd obviously struggled to find anything small enough to allow his shrivelled cock to get any purchase . January's tussle with the vacuum cleaner and February's humping the settee cushions had me coughing my champagne over the Persian rug , but fair play , by December he'd got his eye in . Not sure if his wife will ever eat a donut again though !