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    shocker

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    Christmas Pud

    Post by shocker on Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:05 pm

    Christmas Pudding outfit for sale

    Only worn twice, knackered but cheap!

    Bad bits
    Makes you sexually attractive to turkeys
    You will get called a fat bastard - sometimes by even fatter bastards  Very Happy

    Good bits
    Hides all eating disorders from anorexia to gluttony - or at least you'll think it does!  No
    Makes you sexually attractive to turkeys - but that's possibly only a good thing if you're Muffy!

    10p ono

    Only selling to make way for the sexy Santa mankini outfit I'm getting for next year - as revenge on all you 'orrible bastards!
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    wolfy

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by wolfy on Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:08 pm

    lol! lol!
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    kirky

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by kirky on Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:13 pm

    That turkey loved gobbling the pudding
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    phil990

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by phil990 on Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:01 pm

    cheers santa rendeer rendeer santa cheers
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    crm250dude

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by crm250dude on Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:23 pm

    I would have it but it would probably be a bit short on me and baggy around the waist  Razz

    marcw

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by marcw on Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:01 pm

    the turkey suit has gone out with the rubbish yesterday Shocker,stroll on the next xmas ride santa santa rendeer rendeer rendeer
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    shocker

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by shocker on Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:47 pm

    marcw wrote: the turkey suit has gone out with the rubbish yesterday Shocker,stroll on the next xmas ride santa santa rendeer rendeer rendeer

    Good job - it was a bit sinister! lol!
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    mufynman

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by mufynman on Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:04 am

    What's the difference between a Christmas pudding and Shocker ?

    It's easier to get money out of a Christmas pudding Razz
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    Viv

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    Re: Christmas Pud

    Post by Viv on Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:10 pm

    Did anybody else think that Keith huskvana 450 didn't look Christmasy just fucking scary. lol!

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