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Christmas Pud

Post by shocker on Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:05 pm

Christmas Pudding outfit for sale

Only worn twice, knackered but cheap!

Bad bits
Makes you sexually attractive to turkeys
You will get called a fat bastard - sometimes by even fatter bastards  Very Happy

Good bits
Hides all eating disorders from anorexia to gluttony - or at least you'll think it does!  No
Makes you sexually attractive to turkeys - but that's possibly only a good thing if you're Muffy!

10p ono

Only selling to make way for the sexy Santa mankini outfit I'm getting for next year - as revenge on all you 'orrible bastards!
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by wolfy on Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:08 pm

lol! lol!
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by kirky on Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:13 pm

That turkey loved gobbling the pudding
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by phil990 on Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:01 pm

cheers santa rendeer rendeer santa cheers
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by crm250dude on Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:23 pm

I would have it but it would probably be a bit short on me and baggy around the waist  Razz
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by marcw on Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:01 pm

the turkey suit has gone out with the rubbish yesterday Shocker,stroll on the next xmas ride santa santa rendeer rendeer rendeer

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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by shocker on Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:47 pm

marcw wrote: the turkey suit has gone out with the rubbish yesterday Shocker,stroll on the next xmas ride santa santa rendeer rendeer rendeer

Good job - it was a bit sinister! lol!
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by mufynman on Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:04 am

What's the difference between a Christmas pudding and Shocker ?

It's easier to get money out of a Christmas pudding Razz
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Re: Christmas Pud

Post by Viv on Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:10 pm

Did anybody else think that Keith huskvana 450 didn't look Christmasy just fucking scary. lol!
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