Muffy & Taffy on the christmas ride...

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Post by crm250dude on Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:00 am

Muffy & Taffy on the christmas ride, Muffy pulls Taffy over and says..
"Taffy I think I got a Mince pie stuck up my arse"
so Taffy says "Drop your pants I'll have a look"
Sure enough there was a mince pie shoved up there...
Taffy says "Yes Muff you got a mince pie stuck up your arse ....
But dont worry I got some cream for that "
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Post by wayne xr on Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:30 pm

Well done smiler. Keep them comin
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Post by mufynman on Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:35 pm

Can tomorrow's joke not include my bum hole please
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Post by geraint on Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:40 pm

,I received some terrible news of a mutual friend of ours got struck off the medical register, after Many many years of hard work studying to make the grade, then passing with flying colours, and then many more years serving the community, sleeping with one of his patients was enough to see him struck off
It's a terrible shame, he was a fabulous vet.......
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Post by Viv on Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:06 pm

geraint wrote:,I received some terrible news of a mutual friend of ours got struck off the medical register, after Many many years of hard work studying to make the grade, then passing with flying colours, and then many more years serving the community, sleeping with one of his patients was enough to see him struck off
It's a terrible shame, he was a fabulous vet.......

Didn't see that cumin Snigger
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Post by brownie on Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:40 pm

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolise?" The man replied, "They're Carol's."
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Post by crm250dude on Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:47 pm

lol! that was one I was going to post .... the third man would obviously be McQueen
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