Christmas Pud

Christmas Pudding outfit for sale

Only worn twice, knackered but cheap!

Bad bits
Makes you sexually attractive to turkeys
You will get called a fat bastard - sometimes by even fatter bastards  

Good bits
Hides all eating disorders from anorexia to gluttony - or at least you'll think it does!  
Makes you sexually attractive to turkeys - but that's possibly only a good thing if you're Muffy!

10p ono

Only selling to make way for the sexy Santa mankini outfit I'm getting for next year - as revenge on all you 'orrible bastards!

That turkey loved gobbling the pudding

I would have it but it would probably be a bit short on me and baggy around the waist 

the turkey suit has gone out with the rubbish yesterday Shocker,stroll on the next xmas ride

marcw wrote: the turkey suit has gone out with the rubbish yesterday Shocker,stroll on the next xmas ride

Good job - it was a bit sinister!

What's the difference between a Christmas pudding and Shocker ?

It's easier to get money out of a Christmas pudding

Did anybody else think that Keith huskvana 450 didn't look Christmasy just fucking scary.