Tilts budget essentials.

Gloves....This winter im using 5 mm Neoprene Diving gloves...Nice and warm and tough.....Tenner on Ebay.

Socks....Seal skins and Army Gortex, quite expensive, im using, 3mm Diving socks....Fiver a pair on Ebay.

Bike Maintainence Spray...WD40 Trade size £6 plus....used to use it, but its shite compaired to TT spray, I can get it for £4 a can for 600ml....really good, leave a nice oilly waxy residue, which protects the bike rather than dry it out like WD....give me a shout if you wants some, my mate runs a garage and gets it trade.

used to wear tights 2squid,now wear hold ups much more comfy,body belt ....crap,for the winter i now wear a lacy off the shoulder basque, in pink and black...colours optional,long satin elbow gloves..ebay,keep me nice and fruity....er..warm,boxers chaff my nuts,so it,s my mothers thongs for me every time size 25,plenty of ball room for tricky manouvers and my patent tech 8s in lilac,hope this helps SAILORS.......

clean off it wege boy

good tips on the diving stuff though tilts. I got a full wetsuit and a set of breathing regs, could be useful for the deeper puddles :albino:

Toni and Guy spring back hair wax - keeps me looking fresh around the burger bars straight out of my crash helmet. Had it on sale £1.99 a tub at Boots.

Right then, if you FECKERS cant take this very important thread seriously, im going to have to lock it.

set of day glow oil skins for work works a treat and there free
also mean ramblers can see you coming before they hear you

wege wrote:used to wear tights 2squid,now wear hold ups much more comfy,body belt ....crap,for the winter i now wear a lacy off the shoulder basque, in pink and black...colours optional,long satin elbow gloves..ebay,keep me nice and fruity....er..warm,boxers chaff my nuts,so it,s my mothers thongs for me every time size 25,plenty of ball room for tricky manouvers and my patent tech 8s in lilac,hope this helps SAILORS.......

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If your going racing and don`t fancy buying sticky numbers for the bike.
Have a word with the assistant at your local morrisons petrol station, shes got a box full behind the counter for labelling the petrol pumps.
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