Dudes new KTM protection underwear

when i first got GaGa i went out on 2 long rides saturday and sunday - and being used to the comfort of the CRM - my arse was killing me - I could have done with a pair of them !!

Could be worth sticking a pair of those on if you are sharing a room with Brownie . Would slow him down a tadge , and give you a chance to at least wake up and hit your rape alarm

My rape alarm is a roll up 

No disrespect , but I don't think you are in much danger of ever being raped . Unless I missed something , I don't believe Jimmy Saville , Bill Cosby or even Rolf have ever homed in on a wheezing middle aged Cockney with a 40 a day habit who films himself trying to cook Yorkshire puddings

mufynman wrote:Could be worth sticking a pair of those on if you are sharing a room with Brownie . Would slow him down a tadge , and give you a chance to at least wake up and hit your rape alarm

mufynman wrote:No disrespect , but I don't think you are in much danger of ever being raped . Unless I missed something , I don't believe Jimmy Saville , Bill Cosby or even Rolf have ever homed in on a wheezing middle aged Cockney with a 40 a day habit who films himself trying to cook Yorkshire puddings

mufynman wrote:No disrespect , but I don't think you are in much danger of ever being raped . Unless I missed something , I don't believe Jimmy Saville , Bill Cosby or even Rolf have ever homed in on a wheezing middle aged Cockney with a 40 a day habit who films himself trying to cook Yorkshire puddings

just my luck - I'd fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking my thumb

From what i remember i got a wet leg & stunk when i first seen the burger vid

But after tasting his work...can see why he felt the need to share it

wolfy wrote:From what i remember i got a wet leg & stunk when i first seen the burger vid

But after tasting his work...can see why he felt the need to share it

you're showing your age there mate - its the care home for you soon