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    crm250dude

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    Christmas evening in saaf london

    Post by crm250dude on Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:52 am

    One Christmas evening, many moons ago I got my first 50cc bike, I was riding it around the estate and a copper on horseback stopped me....
     He said "Did Santa give you that bike." 
    I said yes. Then he said "Next time tell Santa to put a proper number plate on it." and he gave me a £50 fine. 
    Before the copper left, I asked "Did Santa give you the horse?" 
    The copper laughing, said yes. 


    So I said "Next time, tell Santa to put the c**t underneath the horse, not on top."
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    Re: Christmas evening in saaf london

    Post by mufynman on Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:11 pm

    They don't eat horses out here in the states , in fact out here the cheapest cut of meat is deer balls , you can usually find them under a buck !
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    Post by crm250dude on Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:21 pm

    mufynman wrote:They don't eat horses out here in the states , in fact out here the cheapest cut of meat is deer balls , you can usually find them under a buck !
    You do have a touch of the Des O'connor style about you  lol!
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    Post by mufynman on Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:57 am

    cheers Spencer , debonair , suave , well dressed , good voice , rich . When I look at you I always just think of Les Dawson .
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    Post by crm250dude on Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:15 pm

    mufynman wrote:cheers Spencer , debonair , suave , well dressed , good voice , rich . When I look at you I always just think of Les Dawson .
    dont know I would use all those words to describe him ....


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