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Christmas evening in saaf london

Post by crm250dude on Wed 21 Dec - 11:52

One Christmas evening, many moons ago I got my first 50cc bike, I was riding it around the estate and a copper on horseback stopped me....
 He said "Did Santa give you that bike." 
I said yes. Then he said "Next time tell Santa to put a proper number plate on it." and he gave me a £50 fine. 
Before the copper left, I asked "Did Santa give you the horse?" 
The copper laughing, said yes. 


So I said "Next time, tell Santa to put the c**t underneath the horse, not on top."
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Post by mufynman on Wed 21 Dec - 12:11

They don't eat horses out here in the states , in fact out here the cheapest cut of meat is deer balls , you can usually find them under a buck !
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Post by crm250dude on Wed 21 Dec - 14:21

mufynman wrote:They don't eat horses out here in the states , in fact out here the cheapest cut of meat is deer balls , you can usually find them under a buck !
You do have a touch of the Des O'connor style about you  lol!
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Post by mufynman on Thu 22 Dec - 11:57

cheers Spencer , debonair , suave , well dressed , good voice , rich . When I look at you I always just think of Les Dawson .
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Post by crm250dude on Thu 22 Dec - 12:15

mufynman wrote:cheers Spencer , debonair , suave , well dressed , good voice , rich . When I look at you I always just think of Les Dawson .
dont know I would use all those words to describe him ....

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