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Post by geraint Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:13 pm

gives a whole new meaning to dickhead lol!  lol!  lol!
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Post by sheepshagger Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:29 am

The wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.


They performed unspeakable acts on her.
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Post by geraint Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:20 pm

i started my day by rear ending a car.
a dwarf jumped out of the other car and said i'm not happy
i said well which one are you!!!!!
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Post by geraint Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:21 pm

new drug for depressed lesbians
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Post by geraint Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:27 pm

jock takes his wife to A and E.
her teeth are missing,her lips and gums are bleeding,her nose is broken,she's got 2 black eyes,one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair is missing
the doctor say's what's happened to your wife jock??
jock replies "going through the change
the doctor say's that does'nt happen when a woman goes through the change
to which jock replied 
it does when the change is in my pocket
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Post by Timmmaaay! Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:44 pm

Took the Mrs out last night…

One punch…

Sweeeeet!!!
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Post by sheepshagger Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:21 am

I bought the son a DVD today titled "Bartek the builder".

He wanted Bob the builder, but these polish chaps a so much cheaper.
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Post by sheepshagger Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:23 am

Bob Crow-
1 minute leading the underground....
The next feeding it.
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Post by sheepshagger Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:26 am

Miniskirts do lead to Rape!
Since I've started to wear one, I've been raped by nearly every guy in my cell Block !.
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Post by mufynman Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:33 pm

I got my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday . That Vacuum cleaners gonna last for ever !
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