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Re: todays text joke
gives a whole new meaning to dickhead
geraint- Posts : 1348
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Re: todays text joke
The wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.
They performed unspeakable acts on her.
They performed unspeakable acts on her.
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
Join date : 2011-01-02
Age : 63
Location : Newport
Re: todays text joke
i started my day by rear ending a car.
a dwarf jumped out of the other car and said i'm not happy
i said well which one are you!!!!!
a dwarf jumped out of the other car and said i'm not happy
i said well which one are you!!!!!
geraint- Posts : 1348
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Location : Pentonville
Re: todays text joke
new drug for depressed lesbians
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tricoxagain
geraint- Posts : 1348
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jock takes his wife to A and E.
her teeth are missing,her lips and gums are bleeding,her nose is broken,she's got 2 black eyes,one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair is missing
the doctor say's what's happened to your wife jock??
jock replies "going through the change
the doctor say's that does'nt happen when a woman goes through the change
to which jock replied
it does when the change is in my pocket
her teeth are missing,her lips and gums are bleeding,her nose is broken,she's got 2 black eyes,one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair is missing
the doctor say's what's happened to your wife jock??
jock replies "going through the change
the doctor say's that does'nt happen when a woman goes through the change
to which jock replied
it does when the change is in my pocket
geraint- Posts : 1348
Join date : 2010-08-31
Age : 57
Location : Pentonville
Re: todays text joke
Took the Mrs out last night…
One punch…
Sweeeeet!!!
One punch…
Sweeeeet!!!
Timmmaaay!- Posts : 195
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Re: todays text joke
I bought the son a DVD today titled "Bartek the builder".
He wanted Bob the builder, but these polish chaps a so much cheaper.
He wanted Bob the builder, but these polish chaps a so much cheaper.
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
Join date : 2011-01-02
Age : 63
Location : Newport
Re: todays text joke
Bob Crow-
1 minute leading the underground....
The next feeding it.
1 minute leading the underground....
The next feeding it.
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
Join date : 2011-01-02
Age : 63
Location : Newport
Re: todays text joke
Miniskirts do lead to Rape!
Since I've started to wear one, I've been raped by nearly every guy in my cell Block !.
Since I've started to wear one, I've been raped by nearly every guy in my cell Block !.
sheepshagger- Posts : 261
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Age : 63
Location : Newport
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I got my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday . That Vacuum cleaners gonna last for ever !
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