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Post by geraint Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:19 pm

i was visiting my daughter the other day and asked if i could borrow a newspaper
my know it all daughter sarcastically laughed and said
this is the 21st century we don't waste money on newspapers
here you can borrow my laptop
well i can tell you now that fly did'nt know what fuckin hit it


as me and the wife headed off on a romantic holiday, we chatted about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other
she said i've always wanted to be handcuffed
so i planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase


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Post by geraint Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:23 pm

heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning,groaning and banging the headboard off the wall
turns out her elderly mother had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help
feel a bit guilty about the wank now
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Post by geraint Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:39 pm

they always ask at the doctors reception why you are there and you have to answer in front of others and its embarrassing
so with that in mind
a 75 year old walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the receptionist, yes sir what are you seeing the doctor for today
there's something wrong with my dick he replied
the receptionist became irratated and said you should'nt come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that
why not, you asked what was wrong and i told you he said
the receptionist replied now you've caused embarrasment in this room full of people
you should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem with the doctor in private
the man replied you should'nt ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone
the man walked out and waited several minutes and re-entered
the receptionist smiled smugly and asked yes???
theres something wrong with my ear he stated
the receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled knowing he'd taken her advice
and whats wrong with your ear sir??
i can't piss out of it he replied


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Post by wolfy Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:36 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by steve Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:33 pm

Brilliant Laughing
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Post by silo Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:27 am

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Post by paul 450 Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:29 pm

Very funny nice one lol!
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Post by juljam33 Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:14 pm

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Post by geraint Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:30 pm

wish i could take credit for them ju
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