Missing?
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Missing?
I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall.
'We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.'
They weren't joking about being determined, I've had 36 missed calls from them now.
'We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.'
They weren't joking about being determined, I've had 36 missed calls from them now.
Hopes Dad- Posts : 649
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 56
Location : Riscashire
Re: Missing?
i took two old stuffed dogs i had onto the antiques road show
.......".ooh said the presenter "this is a very rare breed indeed !
do you have any idea what they`d fetch if they were in good condition ?
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"sticks probably" i replied
.......".ooh said the presenter "this is a very rare breed indeed !
do you have any idea what they`d fetch if they were in good condition ?
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"sticks probably" i replied
juljam33- Posts : 2874
Join date : 2011-10-28
Age : 91
Location : spanking my monkey
Re: Missing?
Tonight I'm going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy has grown
Hopes Dad- Posts : 649
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 56
Location : Riscashire
Re: Missing?
My little girl asked me this morning, "Daddy, where did I come from?".
It's a tricky one to answer at that age. I mean, do you make something up or what? I'm not sure how a girl her age would handle it if I told her I'd taken her from an unlocked Portuguese apartment while her parents were on the piss.
( feel free to remove if it's too offensive, but it made me laugh )
Hopes Dad- Posts : 649
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Age : 56
Location : Riscashire
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