merthyr parrot

Bloke buys a parrot from merthyr but gets sick of it saying "I'm from merfa and I'm hard as fuck" so he puts a kestrel in its cage. Next morning he finds the kestrel dead and the parrot says "Im from merfa and Im hard as fuck" So the bloke puts a golden eagle in the cage. Next morning he finds the eagle dead and the parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage the parrot says. "Had to take my coat off for that fucker butt"